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hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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11 hours ago on September 20th | J | 45,338 notes
ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

12 hours ago on September 20th | J | 83,608 notes

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

12 hours ago on September 20th | J | 560,463 notes

sighconic:

reading the first question on a test you know nothing about

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12 hours ago on September 20th | J | 27,509 notes

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you
13 hours ago on September 20th | J | 398,098 notes
13 hours ago on September 20th | J | 350,064 notes

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

13 hours ago on September 20th | J | 404,986 notes

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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13 hours ago on September 20th | J | 210,410 notes

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

1 day ago on September 20th | J | 42,637 notes

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

1 day ago on September 19th | J | 39,058 notes